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VTR 10 -5392, part one, take one.

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Anything for me to wear yet?

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Give me a chance. We only got back last
night.

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Oh, Flum, it's ridiculous. We go on
holiday. You wash everything a week

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we go, and you wash everything the
minute we get back.

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I'll have to go to work in my swimming
trunks.

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Hey, Mum, my T -shirt in there.

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Which one?

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The one with Donald Duck on it.

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There's the shirt.

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There's Donald.

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Thanks a lot, Mum. You've done it again.

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Is there anything to wear down here?

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No. Your mother's doing the washing
again. You'll have to make do with the

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serviette. Put your old jeans on.

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I'm wearing her old jeans.

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What happened to your old jeans?

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I cleaned the car with them.

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Everything I've got he cleans the car
with. Not surprising, is it? Everything

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you've got looks like an old dish rack.

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Don't worry, I'll find something.

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Lovely coffee.

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Lovely toast.

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Thanks, Dad.

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home, can you? I mean, even the coffee
tastes special.

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I wouldn't know. I'm surrounded by
mechanical grabbers.

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You're the best, Daddy, I've ever had.

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Oh, God, Blimey, I'm covered in
marmalade. Well, I admit, Dad, this home

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is a gas. I mean, freaking out in my own
pad last night really gets to you, man.

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It really gets to you.

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No wonder we can't understand what the
budgie says. He's been listening to him.

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It is lovely to be home again, darling.

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It is nice, isn't it?

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If I'd known how fond of it you were, I
wouldn't have just spent 200 quid trying

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to get away from it.

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Well, it was a lovely holiday and we're
all very grateful.

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And you should be grateful that we're
grateful to be back.

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I mean, after all, we've got a lovely
home and nice kids and nice friends next

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door. That's true.

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I'm looking forward to seeing Trevor
again.

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What's the matter?

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What is it, Sid?

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My cherry tree.

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Somebody's been at my cherry tree. Oh,
that'll be Trevor. He probably pruned

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He's decapitated it.

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Don't be silly.

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Look at it. Look at it. Have a look. Go
on. Don't get excited. I am looking.

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Where is it?

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Exactly. Where is it?

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Well, it was written.

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Oh, God. Blimey. It's brilliant, isn't
it? There's got to be something to look

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at, doesn't it? I'll kill him. Oh, Sid.
I'll kill him. And that tatty wife of

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his. She's put him up to it. She's
always been jealous of my cherry tree.

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keep calm.

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Ten years it took me to grow that. Keep
calm. Ten whole years. Ten years of

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what? All you did was plant it. He did
the rest all by himself.

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My mate, my best mate. We drink
together. We fish together. We... We...

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together.

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Oh, fuck, it was an accident.

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Actually, you don't accidentally chop
down a 15 -foot tree unless you happen

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be a bloody elephant.

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I saw him.

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Hello, hello, hello.

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Hello, Gene.

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Hello. Hello, Steve.

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Have a good holiday, dear.

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Yes.

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Yeah, well, you don't look very brown,
either, have you?

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Oh, I see. Sort of annual honeymoon, eh?

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Well,

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I brought your saw back. See, it'd come
in very handy.

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What have you done to my cherry tree?

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Amazing things, ain't they, saws?

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You can play tunes on them, you know.

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You have to be very good at trembling
your knees.

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What have you done to my cherry tree?

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See? Yeah, well, it was getting a bit
big, wasn't it? I know just how big it

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was. Yeah, and Betty reckoned that it
was stopping the daylight coming in the

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living room. You could have moved into
the front room, couldn't you?

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Well, that's a bit much, isn't it, Sid?
I mean, we liked the living room. We

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liked our bloody cherry tree.

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I mean,

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it's just a bit smaller, that's all.

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Smaller? I've got to stand on the seat
to see it. Well, it'll grow again, won't

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it? I know it'll grow again. By that
time, I'll be sitting under it in my

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wheelchair, won't I?

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Well, I only pruned it. Pruned it?

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You jackered it!

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There you are.

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Your cornflakes have gone all soggy.
Yeah, well, I was just explaining to Sid

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about the cherry tree.

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Oh, that.

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Yes, well, we pruned it, didn't we?
About time it was down. That was my

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and I was very fond of it, and he has
murdered it. Don't you talk about him

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that. My Trevor wouldn't murder anybody.

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Bessie! And what's more, when that tree
blossoms, its petals fall all over...

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you again.

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Not your lawn, our lawn.

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Isn't it lovely to see them fed?

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You are very lucky that your lawn is
covered with petals.

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Your flaming dog covers my lawn with
nothing but a lot of food.

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Very nice, isn't it? Using obscene
language now.

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Yeah, and in front of my wife and all.
He didn't say anything. He was going to,

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wasn't he? Give me back my tree. Yes,
give Sid his tree back.

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Don't you worry, mate. You can have your
tree back. And you can have everything

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else back too.

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Right. Right.

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Right. Come on, Trevor.

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sorted them out. Yes.

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We can do without people like that.

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Certainly. After all, we've got plenty
of other friends.

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Yes.

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There's a branch missing.

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I'll have my screwdriver back as well.

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One screwdriver.

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One chest expander.

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One garden trowel.

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One tin of maggots.

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One copy of screaming flesh.

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Leather. The handbag is leather.
Leather, then.

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One.

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There was a little matter of some sugar.

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One cup with sugar.

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It did have a handle.

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So I owe you a handle.

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You have forgotten one thing.

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Say the word, you can have the blouse
off my back. Why, is it mine?

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No, dear, it would never fit you.

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What's the matter?

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They take now, Butchie.

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I think it's ridiculous.

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I mean, Trevor and Betty are your best
friends.

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He ruined my cherry tree.

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And he accused your father of using
obscene language.

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Did he use obscene language?

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I did not. Your mother stopped me.

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You wouldn't catch me falling out over a
silly old cherry tree.

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Hey, Dad, I've just been next door. It
looks a lot better without that grotty

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old cherry tree.

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I've been next door.

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Yeah, sure.

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You actually spoke to them?

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Well, of course I spoke to them. Why
not?

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Because it's a matter of principle.
That's why not.

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We are a united family.

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One out, all out.

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Oh, boy, the older generation march
again.

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You're the right one to talk about
marching. You'd follow anyone with a

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So I made one little boo.

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Don't you dare use that word in front of
your sister.

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Listen, I can't understand you, Dad. The
world is full of trouble.

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And you get hung up over a grotty little
tree.

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Marvellous, isn't it? Other people have
kids, we have them.

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Well, never mind, darling.

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I'm on your side. I'll never speak to
Betty and Trevor again.

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Well, you won't have to soon, will you?
They're moving.

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Moving? Moving?

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Yeah, moving out. They just told me.

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They didn't tell us that.

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Well, you're not speaking, are you?

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It's all right, then, isn't it? Go on,
Sam.

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Just a minute. Your mother and I don't
rely on Betty and Trevor for friendship,

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you know.

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Well, no, there's Janet and Stephen for
a start.

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They're always asking us to go and see
them. Of course they are, ma 'am. But

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Australia's a rather long way to go,
don't you think?

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They're leaving, eh?

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Good riddance.

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I was just going to say that.

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They're leaving for spite, you know
that? Well, it won't affect me.

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Do you know, I'll bet they're leaving
for spite.

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I just said that.

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Oh, did you?

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Well, it won't affect me.

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You going to the Hare and Hounds tonight
as usual?

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No. You going to the pictures as usual?

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No.

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Well, we'll stay in then.

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Yeah, make a nice change.

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Expect they'll stay in as well.

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Hmm. Make a nice change for them too.

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Aren't we lucky?

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All having a nice change.

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Are you going to the Hare and Hounds as
usual tonight?

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No. You going to the pictures as usual?

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No. And she needn't think it's because
of her.

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Yeah, but it's a bit drastic, isn't it,
Billy, flogging her out? What's drastic

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about it? Lots of people flog their
houses.

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Anyway, they can't have thought very
much about us.

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Expecting us to live with that tree?

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Been like living in a cave.

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But they think we are a couple of bats.

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Yeah, well, I mean, supposing we move
next door to some yobbo who's screaming

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kids and a yapping wife? Then we'll be
back where we started, won't we?

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You can go to the pub with him and I'll
go to the pictures with her.

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Yes? I want to move.

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Move what?

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Me. Ah, sell the house.

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What for?

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Well, they're going, and we never know
what sort of neighbours we'll get.

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Well, hang on. Let them move in first,
and we'll see what they like.

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I won't like them.

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Well, how do you know?

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I know.

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No, we'll sell the house.

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Wait a minute. You can't just sit there
and come out with a decision like that.

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This house is run on democratic lines.

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You're... Kidding. According to Chairman
Mao, this house... According to me?

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Shut up.

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As I was saying, this house is run on
majority rule.

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We always have a vote on everything,
right?

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Right. Well, we'll vote on it. Well, Mum
will never stick to that.

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She never does.

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Oh, dear. Your mother's a woman of
honour. You'll stick to it, won't you?

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Right, here we go, then. Those in favour
of not selling the house, hands up.

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One, two, three.

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Those in favour of selling the house,
hands up.

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You've got no chance.

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We're staying.

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Steve? No, we are not selling this
house.

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There we are. Property market. Houses
for sale.

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I'll read theirs first.

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Pleasant semi, three bedrooms with
cloaks.

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Cloaks?

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They're joking. A bit of wood in the
hall with three hooks on it.

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And you gave them the hooks.

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We should have asked for our cloakroom
back then.

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Well laid out gardens with patio.

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I didn't know they had a patio.

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They haven't. It's her. Ever since she
went to Mallorca, she's called her back

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doorstep a patio.

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Garden pool.

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Dad, they have got a garden pool.

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What do you mean? That mouldy old tin
bowl buried in their rockery? Even the

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frogs won't go near it.

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Come on, Dad, you've got to gas it up a
little bit, haven't you? You've got to

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get people interested.

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Well, it's false representation. There's
too much of that going on. I agree with

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your father.

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What happened if we all started doing
that? We'd be calling our windowsills

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balconies.

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Three dollars, Steve. Yes, hang on.

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Here we go.

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Superb luxury home.

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Three spacious bedrooms.

246
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Well, my bedroom isn't spacious.

247
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Then I have to feed me feet on the
landing.

248
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You shouldn't have such big feet, should
you?

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Large kitchen, all offices, commanding
beautiful views, orchard, rose garden,

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outhouses. Orchard? Rose garden?

251
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Outhouses?

252
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They've got them next door at number 11,
haven't they?

253
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Well, yes, but... You can see them from
our window, can't you?

254
00:14:44,790 --> 00:14:45,840
Well, yes.

255
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There you are, commanding beautiful
views, Orchard Rose Garden Hathouse.

256
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Oh, well.

257
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If we're going to sell the place, I'd
better go and paint the gate, fix the

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fence, and then I can come back and
relax in my sumptuous 23 -foot

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decorated living room.

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Morning. Good morning.

261
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Is this number 15, please? 13.

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Lucky for some.

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then this is 15. Thank you very much.

264
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Paintwork's shocking, isn't it?

265
00:15:22,550 --> 00:15:24,309
Well, I haven't actually looked yet.

266
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Rot. You can tell it a mile away.

267
00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:27,060
Really? Yeah.

268
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Mind you, it's easily fixed.

269
00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:30,710
Yes. Yeah, well, 200 quid should do it.

270
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Another 500 for the inside.

271
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New damp course, new floorboards. Get
rid of the cockroaches. You've got a

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nearly as good as that one.

273
00:15:37,130 --> 00:15:39,530
Yeah. Well, I think I'll take a look
anyhow.

274
00:15:39,770 --> 00:15:41,090
It's got a patio, I believe.

275
00:15:41,210 --> 00:15:43,380
My wife's rather keen on the idea of a
patio.

276
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Is she?

277
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Yes.

278
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,100
Well, thank you so much.

279
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Good morning.

280
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Morning. Are you the gardener?

281
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Drink. Dry rot indeed.

282
00:16:10,141 --> 00:16:13,959
You only didn't want... Only our Siddy
was just making excuses, wasn't he? If

283
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have got dry rot, we must have caught it
from them.

284
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:18,980
Let's face it, we catch everything from
them.

285
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That Sid even brought his mumps round
here last year.

286
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Nearly ruined your future.

287
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,120
Yeah, well, don't go on about it, eh?

288
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:34,320
I'm looking forward to a nice little
country cottage, far away from

289
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Yeah, well, not too far away, Betty. I
mean, remember the hare and hound? Oh,

290
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you and the hare and hound.

291
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I don't matter, do I?

292
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:45,310
You'd force me to stay in this house
with nothing but a retarded poodle.

293
00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:47,310
I couldn't force you to do anything.

294
00:16:47,311 --> 00:16:50,889
Well, you won't catch me changing my
mind just because of her. And to prove

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I'm staying right here.

296
00:16:52,890 --> 00:16:53,940
Why?

297
00:16:53,941 --> 00:16:56,509
Well, I'm only leaving to get away from
her, aren't I?

298
00:16:56,510 --> 00:16:58,430
Yeah. Well, now she's going, isn't she?

299
00:16:58,570 --> 00:17:01,110
Yeah. So take the for sale board down.

300
00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:08,120
Well, thank you very much. We'll think
about it.

301
00:17:08,121 --> 00:17:11,389
And if you do decide you like the house,
may I... and we'll feed to that little

302
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thing we were talking about.

303
00:17:12,589 --> 00:17:14,639
Oh, thank you so much. Come along,
Aubrey.

304
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Goodbye.

305
00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:23,369
Well, you didn't try very hard, did you?

306
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And if you do decide you like the house,
my husband will see to that little

307
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thing we talked about.

308
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How am I going to stick another 11 foot
on this lounge?

309
00:17:33,590 --> 00:17:36,540
Well, at least you could have spoken to
them. I don't like it.

310
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I'm not having people I don't like
living in my house.

311
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It wouldn't be your house. It would be
their house. It's another thing I don't

312
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like.

313
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I know what's bothering you. It's
Trevor, isn't it? Trevor has got nothing

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with it. He demolishes your cherry tree,
puts his house up for sale without

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telling you, and you still think of him
as your friend.

316
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Trevor is not bothering me, and he's not
my friend.

317
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And they'll never sell that house.

318
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Oh, why shouldn't they? It's exactly the
same as our house.

319
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Have you seen it? It's blue and grey
with sick -looking walls and a red front

320
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door. Looks like a semi -detached fruit
machine.

321
00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:18,530
Hey, guess what, Dad? They just sold
next door.

322
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:21,739
They've sold it? Well, it must have
done. They're taking the board down.

323
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Guess what, Mummy? We already know.

324
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And in spite of the fact that they are
no longer our friends, I am very happy

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for them.

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And I would be very happy to stay in
this house.

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Only your mother doesn't want it.

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And in spite of the fact that your
mother lost our local election by three

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to one...

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And in spite of the fact that I'm the
governor in this house, whatever your

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mother says goes.

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And that is happy marriage.

333
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Well, if that's happy marriage, remind
me to avoid it. I won't have to. The way

334
00:18:44,930 --> 00:18:46,190
you look, it'll avoid you.

335
00:18:48,570 --> 00:18:53,569
Darling, you're quite right. I'm very
glad Trevor chopped that tree down

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it's made me realise what other people
can be like.

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00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:58,649
And I'm very glad we had that argument
because we might have been stuck here

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the rest of our lives.

339
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Whereas now, we're setting off on a new
adventure. And we're all looking forward

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to it.

341
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Aren't we?

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Are we? Yes.

343
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Yes.

344
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Blimey, it's like talking to Bill and
Ben.

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I've got the nicest family in the whole
world. Hear that?

346
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Hear that?

347
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And you're right.

348
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I'm glad they sold their house.

349
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Because I don't need anybody but my
family.

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She doesn't need anybody but her family.

351
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So it doesn't matter where we live, so
long as we're all together.

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00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:26,879
So long as we're all together, it
doesn't matter where we live.

353
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,880
So we might as well stay here. Shall we?

354
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didn't, so I wanted to go.

355
00:19:35,970 --> 00:19:39,769
But now she's going, there's no need for
me to go. So I'd rather stay and see

356
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who comes, and then if I don't like who
comes, I'll go.

357
00:19:46,470 --> 00:19:47,520
Yeah.

358
00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:49,169
Well, you heard what your mother said?

359
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Yes, we heard it, but we just don't
understand it. You don't have to

360
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:53,790
it, just do it. Do what?

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Get that sign down.

362
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Hello, Derek. That's it.

363
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Same as usual, one for yourself.

364
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,010
Thanks, Sid.

365
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:09,150
Hello, John.

366
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,720
So, as usual, please, mate. One for
yourself.

367
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,010
Thanks.

368
00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:35,100
Jean all right, is she? Yeah, fine.

369
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:37,179
Mike all right, is he?

370
00:20:37,180 --> 00:20:38,230
Yeah, he's fine.

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00:20:38,231 --> 00:20:39,539
And Sally?

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Yes, she's great, yes. How's the budgie?

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00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,080
Oh, very well, thank you.

374
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:45,600
Bet he's still the same.

375
00:20:45,601 --> 00:20:48,019
He's back up at the mall, hasn't he?

376
00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:49,070
Except your dog.

377
00:20:49,340 --> 00:20:51,080
He used my porch again this morning.

378
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,660
Dogs will be dogs, eh?

379
00:20:56,260 --> 00:20:57,580
That's really funny, that.

380
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,300
You, uh, looking forward to the move,
don't I? Yes.

381
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When are you going?

382
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:12,160
Well, we're not going now.

383
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:13,290
When are you going?

384
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,050
You're not going?

385
00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:18,200
Have a drink. Fill him up quick. Have
one yourself.

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I'll bet she's sitting all alone, too.

387
00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:23,910
Serves her right.

388
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,100
Won't worry me when she's gone.

389
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,330
Perhaps the new people will be less
nosy.

390
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,060
Slightest excuse she barges in.

391
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,060
heard a noise, that's all.

392
00:21:40,140 --> 00:21:41,640
Must have been the television.

393
00:21:41,740 --> 00:21:42,790
I see.

394
00:21:43,820 --> 00:21:45,320
Well, I'll go then.

395
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:47,860
Dean and Val, you're all right?

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00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:49,990
Becky?

397
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:52,330
Yes?

398
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,250
Hey, Sue.

399
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,090
Hi.

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00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,740
I'm glad we're mates again.

401
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,210
Yes, Deb.

402
00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:05,350
Come here.

403
00:22:06,830 --> 00:22:10,020
Good neighbours are hard to find, aren't
they? Good luck, Trev.

404
00:22:21,710 --> 00:22:23,150
What's the matter, Trev?

405
00:22:25,930 --> 00:22:30,790
Well, I mean, why aren't men supposed to
cry, Sid?

406
00:22:31,030 --> 00:22:32,530
Well, that's sissy, isn't it?

407
00:22:39,020 --> 00:22:40,220
feel me bottom lip going.

408
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,120
I can feel me bloody legs going.

409
00:22:51,460 --> 00:22:52,510
I'm sorry, Steve.

410
00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:54,480
I'm just a sissy.

411
00:22:54,820 --> 00:22:57,060
Oh, no, Trev. You're not a sissy.

412
00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:01,660
You're a human being, Trev.

413
00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:04,030
You're a human being. That's what you
are.

414
00:23:05,540 --> 00:23:07,080
I'm glad you're not moving.

415
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:22,850
And we told the policeman it was because
you were having a baby.

416
00:23:22,851 --> 00:23:26,359
And the policeman said, she doesn't look
like she's having a baby to me.

417
00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:29,820
And Trevor said, well, she isn't. If she
makes, she's having it to me.

418
00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:36,150
We're neighbours.

419
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:40,020
There they come, just still as duets.

420
00:23:42,180 --> 00:23:44,770
Well done. Fetch, fetch. We're having a
celebration.

421
00:23:53,559 --> 00:23:58,040
How about this then?

422
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:02,340
What? Woodman, Woodman, spare that tree.

423
00:24:02,580 --> 00:24:04,900
Chop not a single chop.

424
00:24:11,780 --> 00:24:13,540
I love that tree.

425
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:15,240
I love it too, Sid.

426
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:23,530
Murderer.

427
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:28,780
Very nice, isn't it? You can always tell
a person's breeding when they're drunk.

428
00:24:29,860 --> 00:24:33,440
Don't you talk about my Sid like that.
He's very well bred.

429
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,050
Of course I am. You only get a look at
me to see that.

430
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:39,370
I'll have that buggy back if you don't
mind. Try and get it, mate.

431
00:24:40,100 --> 00:24:43,740
You know, Sid, you say some very nasty
things to me.

432
00:24:43,980 --> 00:24:45,030
It was a pleasure.

433
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:47,490
Watch it.

434
00:24:47,740 --> 00:24:51,290
And you watch it, mate. Now, don't you
start something you can't finish.

435
00:24:51,291 --> 00:24:55,349
Stop it, you two. You keep your hands
off my Trevor. You keep your hands off

436
00:24:55,350 --> 00:24:57,010
budgie. Come along, Trev.

437
00:24:57,210 --> 00:24:59,320
Don't bring yourself down to their
level.

438
00:24:59,321 --> 00:25:00,479
All right.

439
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